How Not to Exhibit Your Exhibitionist Self

Exhibitionism is a difficult art. On one hand you don't want to end up in prison. On the other hand, you do want to do something risky and be seen. So I'll let you in on a secret. Exhibitionist videos are somewhat of an illusion. You give the illusion of being at risk, while in fact, being invisible.

People don't tend to see things anyway. I've stood naked in a park and not one person even noticed. I knew where to stand for that, and I was fully in view if they turned my way, but I knew they probably wouldn't.

In the dark cruising area people playing will scatter if a car comes down the road. The fact is, however, when you're in darkness and a car goes by, they see in their headlights and see nothing to the side. Relax. Have fun. They aren't seeing you.

But some locations are obviously not public. Do any exhibition search on PornHub and you'll be bombarded by "public toilet" or "public restroom" videos, but they're in a stall with the door closed. That's not exhibitionism and it really does clog the search. That's just going in a private stall and taking a selfie. Yawn. Not impressed.

You'll also notice a lot of boys jerking off on buses and trains. Usually it's just them pointing down to their junk, maybe showing you the rest of the vehicle, but nobody can see them because they're hiding behind the seat. Sometimes they'll poke themselves out into the aisle, but nobody looks backward to see them. Although one video shows a kid finish his load on top of the hatted head of the person in front of him, and that was wild!!!!

But don't do that.

These are done. Do something else. Do something new. Something crazy. Something on the side of the road maybe.

Do something fucking wild. 

Best mentions go to an old X-Tube of a man who went naked into a post office, walked around, jerked off on the window, and went back to his car just as someone was coming to check their mail. Also guy who just walked naked through a parking lot during busy traffic. But you know, any public jogging trail will also do....

Have fun, be creative, and remember, it's not exhibitionism if you're not exposed.

Some final tips: 

1. When filming, turn your phone. Nobody likes tall, skinny video.
2. Selfies suck if you're holding your phone up to a mirror. Your camera has a timer. Set it and set it down and get a real photo. Nobody wants to see your phone.
3. If you get approached by someone who wants to play with your junk, let 'em. That's the exhibitionist video BONUS!
4. Editing. Set the phone, do the video, then get home and take out the part where you're setting the phone and walking away from it, as well as the end where you're coming back to stop the video. There are video editing programs in your app market, and they often reduce the size of the file for much easier uploading.
5. And finally, make sure you have a planned quick get-away, just in case. Trust me, that's the most crucial cuz I don't wanna see any of you in prison, as I said.